1. Our 48 hour money-back guarantee.
Whether it's a technical glitch, or you're just not enjoying Pirateville, we will refund your order if you're not 100% satisfied.

2. Unlimited re-downloads for life!
Hard disk crash? No problem. New PC? No Problem! Just contact our friendly support to get your game back.

3. Fast, friendly technical support.
We have real people to return your e-mails promptly.

4. No annoying download managers!
When you download our free versions or buy the full game, you get your game and only your game. The main purpose of these so called "download managers" is to force you to go back to their websites. We think you will want to come back to Retro64, and besides, you can always just bookmark us.

5. No toolbars, adware, offers, or spyware.
We NEVER bundle our games with anything, period.

6. We have super-fast download speeds!
No sluggish downloads with us, you will have your game FAST.

7. Easy payment options.
We accept a variety of credit cards, e-check, and PayPal for convenient purchasing.

8. We have been in business since 2001.
We have been around for many years, and we'll be here for many more!